January 2011
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Brainstorming?
Roger: Okay. Cool.
I have a tip you can use too
type what you want in word, one note etc
and to save it so that it auto completes, press alt+f4
You'll save so much time, dude.
it's the best
try it!
tell me what you think
do it!
do it!
do-do-do it
Ted: i like to just hit my power button so that it auto saves everything
Roger: You know what also works?
Oh, jeeze, it's great!
It helps everyone do their job better!
You need to get an industrial magnet and hold it to the central server. EVERYTHING is saved and updated.
it's stored on the magnet
that's how they work.
Ted: wow, so that's what the ICP was talking about
Roger: You are correct, brethren.
Ted: snap into a slim jim!
Roger: step in to e-bumpin!
We should find a web-animator and make cartoons
like aqua teen
that or write for aqua teen
Ted: or we can make an alternative to aqua teen, like lava adults
Roger: feral children
and they live in the wild, but somehow wear tattered business clothes
Ted: and there's a pig's head on a stake
Roger: and one kid has broken glasses and asthma, but he calls it assmar
i dont think this has ever been written or filmed before
Ted: doesn't ring any bells
Roger: There should be a cave too
with disco lights and a man-fish that lives in it
with a penchant for Irish cream liquer
Ted: yea, and then there's this manhole type thing, in the middle of the jungle, and they'll wonder what it is for like... the entire movie. and then it will all be a dream at the end
Roger: and sometimes the island folds over on itself
Ted: and they have a guy named wilson
Roger: and thats when the space marines that are also on the island see the really tall smurfs above them on the other side of the island and they're like "We want that funky tree. You all think you're the kings and we're just all the sorry people"
Ted: yea and they're looking for a material, it's really hard to obtain... it's like, unobtainable.
Roger: unobtainium, we'll call it
Ted: holy crap
genius! That’s not retarded at all!
Roger: and to bring peace to the island the pig's head opens its mouth and they descend in to the depths of fortune and have to uncover a magic lamp
with a genie inside, who, consequently no one has ever had a friend like him
Ted: and it's like... a WHOLE new world!
Roger: No one can tell them "NO!" or where to go, or say they're only dreaming
Except for dream experts
Ted: I N C E P T I O N
time out for coffee poo
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An alarm rings out through the cool air.
Limbs, intertwined like snakes, unravel.
A second hand kills the clock,
from the safety of sheets.
Gentle kisses crescendo on the nape of her neck
and decrescendo the length of her architecture.
“I just want to sleep,” he says.
“I just want you to fuck me,” she replies.
They dance in stillness.
...
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Hey Everyone
I just got an offer for my photography of Austin Slam Poets
Cunning Linguist
I scrawled words with my tongue, into the architecture of her thighs. Songs and sonnets coursed their way up the her pillars to that keystone.
When touched, her structure would tremble The halls would echo with a raucous noise Hollow and chaotic. Breaths rushed like footsteps to escape
Drink your drink,
sing to your red,
“Wild Horses” is on.
Play the song full volume
because something has to fill the air
in the absence of moans.
Clasp the curves of the glass
like hips.
Drink deep the wine’s legs
because it’s not a woman.
This is all you’ll get tonight.