Wat?

  • Girls: So what do you do?
  • Me: I'm a consultant.
  • Girls: Neat! Here, in Austin?
  • Me: Yeah. I-
  • Girls: What did you have to do for that? Like schoolwise?
  • Me: Info systems. I was a programmer. Got laid off. Bummed around for a year. Ended up in LA and then moved here.
  • Girls: Oh, wow. Cool! What are you doing for New Years.
  • Me: Probably seeing a metal show.
  • Girls: Oh my god, who-where?!
  • Me: Russian Circles at Red 7's.
  • Girls: I know the place. Don't know the band thought. You guys want to go with us to a concert tomorrow!?
  • Me: Uhhh. Maybe?
  • Girls: Well Terra stops work at the pharmacy at 7 and I'm done at mine around 6. We're seeing Better Than Ezra! You should come. Here are our numbers.
  • Me: ....*thinking* "What the hell is happening. What did I do?" Uh, sure? I might have to work, or you know, get drunk.
  • Girls: I love the way you think!!! You should come meet us tomorrow!
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  • Whaaaaaaaaaat the hell happened tonight? I'm crushin bad on another lady though. I'll probably play Skyrim instead.